Stable Entertainment - Goosed For 3: A Bisexual Love Affair
A bisexual, playful romp through Toyland - the Peyton Place of nursery rhymes! A hot, sensual, steamy collection of your favorite Mother Goose Characters in positions you never thought possible. Straight men, straight girls, a few lesbians, and a gay man or two - ALL captured on video in twosomes, threesomes and then-somes! The only bisexual videos written and directed by the bisexual Anthony Rose - especially for bisexuals! It takes one to tell it like it is!
These aren't the nursery rhymes you'll remember from your childhood. The folks at Stable Entertainment have goosed Mother's familiar stories, and the result is an outstanding film. Goosed For 3! A Bisexual Love Affair , starts with a script by Donald von Wiedenman that is a wonderful blend of sexy fun, silly situations and plenty of tongue-in-cheek dialogue. Director Tina Tyler coaxes excellent performances out of her cast and pays attention to the little details that separate good adult features from great ones.
The production design combines playful visuals with costumes and props that enhance the scenes. Money has definitely been spent on this film. And it's been spent well. The transitions from whimsy to wham-bam are clever and are in keeping with the overall concept.
Blake Harper and Keri Windsor have been searching for that certain something - or someone - that will make them and their marriage feel complete. The story begins as they return to Windsor's hometown, Toyland, where she's accepted a position at the local television station. It's one of many positions she finds herself in throughout the flick. Director Tyler does double duty in front of the camera in the opening sex scene with Harper and Windsor.
To get things started, Tyler reaches into her purse and pulls out a dildo. Then another. And another. Dozens of sex toys land on the bed, where Windsor is more than ready for action. Harper watches the two women explore each other's bodies with their tongues and fingers. Windsor uses her talented tongue and a vibrator on Tyler's pussy, while Tyler sucks Harper's rock-hard cock. Windsor and Tyler dive into a passionate 69 while Harper pounds Tyler's lust tunnel. Windsor gets a real buzz on with a vibrator while Harper rams Tyler like there's no tomorrow. Windsor must have read my mind, because just when I was thinking it, she took her vibrator and shoved it up Harper's fuckalicious butthole. Tyler has an orgasm that practically rattles the rafters, and Windsor and Harper RSVP to the cum party too.
Asia Carrera, a natural actress and exotic beauty, and Shanna McCullough are expecting Harper and Windsor for dinner, but they decide to have a little snack and eat at the Y before their guests arrive. While they compete for medals in muff diving, Harper and Windsor watch through the window. Carrera and McCullough convey a sense of passion and affection throughout their sexy interlude. The combination of the two women was an inspired casting choice.
The following day, Harper is in his workshop getting ready to do some home improvements when he's joined by Jacob Hayes and Pepper as Tweele-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber. Once Matt Bradshaw makes his entrances, Hayes and Pepper are more like cum and cum-more. With Harper looking on, stroking his woody through his pants, Hayes and Pepper climb all over Bradshaw's body and giant rod like he was a human jungle gym.
After a three-way, cocksucking daisy chain, it's Hayes who gets two-on-one attention with Bradshaw's crank crammed up his butt and Pepper's pecker poked in his mouth. Almost without missing a beat, Pepper and Bradshaw swap holes and keep Hayes fully filled. Hayes sucks Bradshaw right to the edge, then jacks Bradshaw's load all over his face. Pepper shoots his salty seed all over Hayes just before Hayes spurts his splooge on Bradshaw's dick.
The adorable Hans Ebson and quirky Dru Berrymore play office assistants who both have a thing for their boss, newcomer Brady Martin. Both claim to be able to give the best blow job, so Martin gamely gives them a chance to prove their case. Martin has a little rough trade edge to him but a sensitive side as well. And by picking Ebson as the contest winner, we know he can tell a good cocksucker when his meat meets one too.
With a few dream-like appearances by Windsor and Martin for inspiration, Tuck Johnson turns in a steamy solo segment. Johnson's performance is like a hypnotic encouragement to viewers to "Try this at home." Just when you think he's going to wank himself over the edge, he retrieves a mammoth dildo from his drawer and slides the phallus farther and farther up his ravenous rump. The toy disappears into the land where the sun doesn't shine as he lets a double-gusher jizz rocket fly. He milks the last drop of cum out of his sizzling sausage, and the dildo reappears in a moment that may have you replaying a few times to fully appreciate.
The final scene, featuring Harper, Windsor and Martin, breaks from the fanciful design of the rest of the film. It's shot on an all-white set. Even the performers are dressed in white costumes for as long as they stay clothed. There are some great glimpses of Martin's spectacular broad shoulders and V-shaped torso. Harper and Windsor welcome Martin into their bed and relationship as Martin first fucks Windsor, then Harper. And in keeping with the scene's aesthetics, Martin and Harper both get off huge loads of thick, especially white cum.
For bisexual viewers, Goosed For 3 is two hours of top-drawer, dropped-drawers action. The women are beautiful and understand that humor is sexy. The men are a variety of types and are all hot (though the bad dye jobs for Hayes and Pepper undercut their appeal a bit). Gay male viewers fast-forwarding past the pussy parts can still see more hot mansex in this feature than in many flicks targeted just for us.
Stable Entertainment hasn't let us down. Following up Goosed Again! and the original Goosed ! was no easy job, but with Goosed For 3! , they have taken us to Toyland for a four-star adventure. And with Harper and friends to show us the way, we'll want to stay and play (with ourselves) all day.
Format: mp4
Duration: 2:19:48
Video: 1024x576, AVC (H.264), 3068kbps
Audio: 124kbps
File size: 3.2 GB
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